We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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