Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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