oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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