great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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