people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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