I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
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Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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