Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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