Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
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At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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