i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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