I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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