Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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