there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
only if we run a train.
done.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Randomize
