You really coming over, don't trick.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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