I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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