Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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