When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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