do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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