she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Houston, we have a squirter
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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