I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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