I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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