She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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