maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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