I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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