It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
well most of my day revolves around power hour
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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