According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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