If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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