i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
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Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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