the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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