I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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