My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
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I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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