dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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