windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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