Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just found a bag of teeth...
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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