Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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