Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
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A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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