id be glad to
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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