Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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