so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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