I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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