they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Blood and glitter go together right?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
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My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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