names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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