Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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