super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
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I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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