Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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