What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm bleeding and have questions
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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