No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
