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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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