kristin has been a bad kristin
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
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HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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