The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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