ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
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Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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