No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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