who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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