Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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