Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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